Pizza Profile: Palermo’s Whole Wheat Pizza

by Third Ave Hooligan

I’m not one who believes pizza could be (or really should be) a healthy meal.  Then again, I am also a firm believer in the ideology that pizza should only be made by Italians (see our Liberty Square’s Mediterranean pie review).  I’ve heard some great reviews by others about a whole wheat pie made by Palermo’s, so the missus and I decided to be adventurous and give it a whirl.

Just upon calling for a pick-up order, the voice on the other line was friendly and inviting.  I could sense a smile on the other end of the phone.  When I picked up the pie, it was piping hot and the gentleman on the other side of the counter was kind enough to double-check that my pizza was properly topped with peppers and onions.

Upon initial inspection, you can’t even tell that the super-thin crust is made of healthy whole wheat.  The gang at Palermo’s also does a great job at piling on the toppings, but not adding too many that they’re falling off your slice when you liberate it from the rest of its compadres.

The sauce is slightly sweet, but in no way overpowering, and the cheese is plentiful.  The wheat-yness of the crust is unnoticeable until you get to the very end of the slice.  Sadly, that’s where the pie lost me.  One of my favorite parts of pizza is getting to crust and the dryness of the wheat flour did not make me want to eat the whole slice.  So, dare I say, I didn’t eat the whole slice of pie.  My wife, on the other hand, ate my crust AND ate the man-imum (3 slices for those of you who don’t know).

Another drawback is the price, the whole wheat is not cheap ($16 with 2 toppings) and only available as a large.

IMHO, there’s nothing better in life than a slightly greasy slice of ‘za and a cold beer, but I have to say that Palermo’s whole wheat pizza made me a believer that a restaurant specializing in Isreali and Mediterranean cuisine can make a fine pizza that has some healthy qualities.  I’d suggest that rather than having a beer with this pizza, you have a glass of red wine.

Six out of eight slices, because it’s heart-healthy.

Pizza Profile: Sal’s Pizza Box

by Third Ave Hooligan

Robert, a commentor one our article about Wasko’s, smartly described the strip of Route 23 known as Nutt Road as “Hoagie & Pizza Pike.”  True there are a handful of pizza and sandwich joints on that stretch of road, but when it come to pizza it’s home to some of the best pies in town.  You’ve all read (and some have disagreed) about my views on Mimmo’s and I’ve admitted that probably one of those slices (most likely the eighth), was due to my recollection of growing up eating pie’s just like Mimmo’s.  Well, also on Nutt Road is another of Phoenixville’s finest pizzas, and its made at Sal’s Pizza Box (95 Nutt Road), whose slogan is “Pizza is for lovers.”

Since Sal’s doesn’t deliver (a definite down side considering it’s small parking lot and location at a five-point intersection), I decided to order a large pie to watch while hoping the Fightins would force a Game 7 in the World Series.  Even though the Phils lost, I’m sure glad that I had such a quality pie to help drown my sorrows.  Before gettin into specifics about the pie, it should first be noted that Sal’s has a sweet selection of take-out sixers to enjoy with your ‘za.

salsAlright, now down to the nitty gritty… Sal’s crust is very similar to Mimmo’s, it’s a thin crust, slightly crispy and very light.  The sauce is sweet with hints of parsley and basil and balances nicely with the saltiness of the cheese.  Overall, everything works together deliciously.  Maybe it was me, but the large pie didn’t seem so large and I easily housed the three-slice MAN-imum.  Sal’s pie is a little bit pricier than most, but it’s TOTALLY worth it.  Hands down one of the best pies in town and worth the drive for pick up (remember, beer selection.)

In sum, pizza from Sal’s Pizza Box is true to its slogan.  It’s a pizza lover’s pizza.

Seven out of eight slices.

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Pizza Profile: Villa Pizza

By Washington Washington and Third Ave Hooligan

Here’s what happened when these two writers sat down for a pepperoni pizza lunch at Villa Pizza – 425 Schuylkill Road.

Third Ave Hooligan: (Initial presentation) Looks good; seems to be a good pepperoni to cheese ratio. I already like the looks of the crust.

Washington Washington: Yes, there are traces flour sprinkled on the pan. That is bound to ensure us a firm crust.

TAH: (Upon touching the crust) Wow, this is crispy and light, but strong enough to hold the cheese and pepperoni. Plus it’s not too dense or airy.

WW: It’s remarkable…

TAH: The sauce to cheese ratio looks good to me. Even though I usually like to have cheese stringin from every bite, this isn’t too bad. It’s hard to figure out this sauce, though. (TAH smacks lips together repeatedly in attempts to hone in on sauce).

WW: The sauce is non-existent. I don’t taste anything at all.

TAH: It’s really average: not too sweet or spicy. It just does its job as a layer between cheese and crust. There’s not too much of it, which to me is great. I like it light on the sauce in the middle of the pie.

WW: Both sauce and cheese are disappointing to me. There’s not enough of either. The crust however is absolutely magnificent… Perhaps the best we’ve encountered.

TAH: God, this crust is good. I think it could carry the weight of the rating.

WW: I’m also a big fan of the pepperoni. It’s robusto and deliciouso!

TAH: Pepperoni is plentiful but average, nothing too remarkable about it.

WW: Fine, I’ll shut up.

TAH: It’s really a shame this place doesn’t deliver. I think this would make for great drunk pizza. I wonder how it is cold or reheated? That could be a really interesting factor. If you can eat leftover pizza warm or cold, that says a lot. I will usually warm it up, but I have nothing against a cold slice.

WW: Me either… I think this one would actually be a dish best served cold. Maybe that’s just because I burned my mouth on the first slice though.

TAH: Well, this is definitely better than an average pizza and I think it’s mostly the result of the crust. It’s kinda like TD Alfredo’s, but better, crisper. I do agree with you that it could use just a handful more cheese to perfect the cheese to sauce ratio.

WW: Exactly, not incredible, but very serviceable. Perhaps more so at 2am…

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Pizza Profile: Franco Ristorante

By Washington Washington

1:57 AM – “Oh Waitress… We’ll need four shots of Jack and four Lagers please.”

The preceding quote was taken from a late night of shenanigans at ye ole Franco Ristorante (226 Bridge St). Once upon a time, a man aspired to create a grandiose late-night buffet catering to the boozers on Bridge. This man passed out flyers to advertise his storied buffet compiled of pizza, pasta, meatballs, sausage, salad, and other such pleasantries, lasting from 11pm to 4am, and all for a very affordable price. Does this scenario sound intriguing? Well, it was while it lasted…

An idea of this magnitude is worthy of an honorable mention. Such is also the case with the takeout pizza served at Franco’s.  It’s a distinguished sorta pie. The kind you take home to mama. Nothing shocking or fancy, just honest to goodness pizza.

The ingredients are distributed evenly, and the sauce is rather bold. The delightfully robust pepperoni is a perfect partner to the tasty cheese that is neither plentiful, nor sparse. The only problem I have is with the crust. It’s too flimsy for my liking, and quite honestly tastes a lil’ off, but if you like to fold your pizza (ala NYC-style) then you’ll be in hog heaven.

So, I’m giving Franco’s 6 slices out of 8. It’s recommended Bridge Street pizza without the bells and whistles.

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Pizza Profile: Valley Forge Pizza

by Washington Washington

PizzaProfile_logoAwards. What do they signify?  Publicity and prestige? Pizza prominence? In this case an award equates to the hanging of a giant “Best Pizza in the Philly Area” sign.  This is an incredibly disturbing proclamation when considering all of the fantastic pizza places in the city. Still, it inspires intrigue, and thus tempts passer-bys to try the pie.

Perhaps the other food at Valley Forge Pizza (1130 Valley Forge Rd) is good, maybe even great, but the pizza to go is downright awful. First of all, the prices are all out of whack. I could have housed my $14 pie by myself if it would have tasted good. I personally think the $7 cook-at-home rising crust Freschetta pizza straight up dominates this crap.

The crust is the most disappointing thing about this pizza… It’s slightly better than Ellio’s. It’s stiffer than cardboard, and just as tasty. The cheese, used sparingly, is not enough to hide the horrific sauce underneath. The only thing that actually tasted good was the pepperoni.

A blind taste test was presented to a fellow OneNineFourSixZero scribe, ThirdNutt. He was given a slice of the pizza without being told its origin. After his first bite (and making an odd grimace) he proceeded to say the following (direct quotes):

“It’s not very good.”

“This tastes like the crummy cardboard pizza I used to get at the Astrodome when I was 12.”

“Is this from a restaurant?”

“This is worse than some frozen pizza”

“The pepperoni is good”

So, there ya have it. In this case, I’m saying don’t believe the hype. Do not order this pizza to go. It’s bad and deserves 1 out of 8 slices.

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Pizza Profile: Mimmo’s Pizza

by ThirdAveHooligan

PizzaProfile_logoWhile driving around the area prior to buying our home, we drove past Mimmo’s Pizza, a plain, run-of-the-mill lookin’ pizza place located at 240 Nutt Road.  I was first struck by the seemingly awkward name of the joint.  “How in the hell do you pronounce that?” I thought, “Is it Mim-o’s or does it rhyme with the name of the lost clown fish in that Pixar movie?”  After we bought our home and began the moving in process,  the need for prepared food quickly became mandatory and Mimmo’s was literally a stone’s throw away.  I really didn’t know what to expect until I walked in and saw a very familiar face… Mimmo.

Mimmo used to work at Tony’s Pizza in Audubon, where I grew up and I regularly housed their pies (Friday or Saturday nights were usually pizza nights with the parentals).  Tony’s Pizza had a thin crust, the perfect amount of cheese to sauce and an air bubble in the crust that me and my two brothers always fought over (I, being the youngest, always lost out unless I got to get my slice first).  When I was growing up, Tony’s was one of those pizza places owned and operated by guys who looked and sounded like they just came off the boat from Italy.  It’s pretty rare to come across that anymore (Sal’s Pizza Box, I’m looking in your direction), but Mimmo does a majority of the dough slingin himself and only has a driver and another cook (Mimmo’s wife works with him as well).

Anyway, if Mimmo’s pies were anything like Tony’s I knew I was going to be a happy camper.  Needless to say, Mimmo didn’t disappoint, and my tastebuds were taken back to the days of my youth.  Fortunately I have since learned to avoid being too zestful of an eater after first opening the box and thus avoiding the dreaded burn on the roof of the mouth, but it was hard to fight that urge when realizing this was almost the EXACT same pie I knew and loved growing up.

Mimmo stayed true to his roots with the thickness of the crust and cheese to sauce ratio (slightly more cheese than sauce).  The bottom crust is relatively thin and is not too generous around the ends, thereby making the whole slice edible or with nominal waste if abandon the end. The sauce is not too sweet and well spiced with oregano.  I may be going letting my partiality for my childhood pizza get in the way of this, but I would stand firmly behind my assertion that Mimmo’s is one of the best pies in town.

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Pizza Profile: Xpress Pizza & Grill

By Washington Washington

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Along Bridge Street you’ll find several establishments serving up quality pies, fried goods, and various other belly builders. While Xpress Pizza & Grill may not be the most aesthetically pleasing provider of ambiance, they certainly know how to make a solid pizza.

My pizza was delivered even quicker than promised, and with a smile. It came perfectly cooked and piping hot. The cheese is of special note… It was very chewy and plentiful, making it almost the perfect pizza cheese. The only thing missing was a hint of salt, which I could have added myself I suppose.

The ingredients, as a whole, were distributed evenly throughout the entire pie. Pepperoni was applied with care, but was not bountiful. No matter… So long as there are 3-4 pieces of pepp per slice, I’m a happy man.

PizzaXpressThe main problems I had with this pie were the sauce (too little) and the crust. The light and flaky texture of crust is great and more than serviceable; however it lacked the thickness that I prefer. It was a bit light in the loafers, and it also had a bit of a distracting aftertaste… Kinda sourdough-ish.

Now none of these miniscule complaints can sway me from praising this pie. It’s very solid, and deserves a rating of 6 out of 8 slices. I actually went well over the manimum with slices here, so that’s a good sign…

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Pizza Profile: Flippin’ Pizza

By Washington Washington

PizzaProfileWow! I’m impressed… Flippin’ Pizza (102 Village At Eland) makes a seriously good pie, folks.

Despite the fact that this is a chain (albeit a small one) this pizza parlor performs like any primo mom and pop shop.

According to their website:

“Flippin’ Pizza is real New York Pizza. It’s Pizzeria-style pizza. It’s Real, authentic, hand-tossed and as east-coast as pizza pie gets.”

And I agree… Total east-coast magnificence. It’s the kind of stuff I was raised on. In fact, it actually gave me the “pizza party” feeling. You know, the one you got as a child when you had some super good pizza as a reward for little league season well played, a friend’s birthday bash, etc. Yea, it’s that good.

The 18” pie is a behemoth spectacle. It arrived at my door draping out of the box. It’s not exactly cheap, but not unfair either in regard to the quality (around $14 for a large pepperoni).

FlippinPizzaThe ingredients are top notch. The first thing you’ll notice is a semi-firm and super crusty crust. There’s some kind of granules on the bottom like you’d expect to find on artisan Italian bread. It’s not too much though, it’s just right.

The cheese is a bit on the salty side. That’s my kind of party. The sauce, while not exactly a stand out, is certainly more than serviceable.

I don’t want to seem fanatical, but this could be the best game in town (or slightly out of town). I’m giving it 7 slices out of 8. Highly recommended and deservingly applauded!

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Pizza Profile: Liberty Square Pizza

By Washington Washington

PizzaProfileHey, here’s a question for you: Who loves pizza? The first and most correct answer is “everybody!!!” (exclamation points are important). The second and equally plausible answer is “me!!!” (exclamation points are here added to drive my point home).

I freakin’ love pizza. I have to limit myself to eating it only once a week. It’s one of those incredibly simple foods whose quality varies greatly depending on the preparer (a concept that will be continually celebrated on this site). That’s why I decided to begin the “Pizza Profile” series. It’s intended to be a guide (of sorts) for navigating Phoenixville’s many pizza producers.

It’s with a heavy heart that I begin this series on a sad note: Liberty Square Pizza just isn’t very good. It’s a shame because the staff is tremendously friendly and the owner seems like “good people”. I had never really given Liberty Square a fair shake before. I tried their pizza only once several years ago and was unimpressed. But everyone deserves a second chance… Or do they?

Perhaps a red flag should have been raised when I called to order. Maybe they were thrown off by my questioning about the availability of deep dish pizza. The guy said that they specialized in New England style pizza. Having never heard of such a thing, I was confused and intrigued at the same time. I ordered.

I knew something was wrong as soon as I got my pie. It was pretty small for a large. I asked what size it was and thus annoyed them. I quickly paid and left after answering a series of questions (“Where are you from?” etc).

My main problem with this pizza is the crust. It’s flaky and very very “airy”… Not quite “crusty” enough for my liking. It’s even too weak to hold the ingredients that it’s supposed to carry to ya mouth. The opposite of robust, baby.

The other ingredients were of an acceptable quality, but nothing exciting. The whole thing didn’t come together very well. It lacked pizza-zz. (Ugh, sorry…)

In any case, I’m giving it 3 slices out of 8. Not recommended. I don’t feel so good after consuming the “manimum”.

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