Chairs, Chairs Everywhere! Parking Spot Marking During Snowy Times

By Washington Washington

Wasn’t all of that snow great? Yea… It was. Even the shoveling that came with it was a breeze, if you got to it early enough. I began shoveling at 1pm on Saturday, just after the snow stopped falling. It was light and fluffy, not too much trouble at all.

Aside from clearing off my walkways, porch, and steps, I also dug out the car I had parked on the street. This was a bit more of a hassle because the space between the tire and the curb was kinda difficult to access with the shovel, but still it wasn’t a big deal. I shoveled the few feet of snow that were in front of the car, and same deal in the back.

Later Saturday afternoon / early evening, I walked down to Bridge and saw many instances of “parking spot marking” with fold out chairs. I hate this practice… always have. It’s a town-wide epidemic that must stop. In some cities, such as Washington DC, if you get caught marking a parking space you could be slapped with a fine. Does this exist in Phoenixville? If not, it should.

Just because someone clears a parking spot does not mean that person owns the space and has the right to reserve it. This was clearly evident when I glanced out at the parking spot I had cleared only to discover someone else had put a chair there!

So this individual just decided that they would claim the spot I cleared for their own… Was it because I didn’t put a chair there? I don’t know what goes through someone’s head when they are doing that, and I don’t want to know. I don’t want to play the game. I will, however, kick over any chairs that get in my way.

Bottom line, the street is a public place and no portion of it should be reserved for any one indivdual (with the exception of the handicapped).

I’d really like to hear what other people think about this, so please leave comments.

R.I.P. La Creperie Bistro

by Third Ave Hooligan

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au revoir, dear creperie

According to a recent post on aroundphoenixville.com, La Creperie Bistro (301 Bridge Street) is closing its doors.  Quite frankly, as much as I don’t want to see eateries bailing on Bridge, I can see why.   During its lifespan, I went to the Creperie three times and was disappointed each time by the terrible service and the lack of filing inside the crepes (which by themselves were quite a nice confection).

Looking back, I remember being very excited about the Creperie and didn’t even mind the prices (which weren’t astronomical, but moderate, more on that later) BUT that quickly changed after dealing with the wait staff, who didn’t seem to know much about the food they were serving. Also, the crepe was sizable but I didn’t find much inside.  I know that we Americans are used to supersized portions but the amount of crepe that had NOTHING in it was more than the crepe I had consumed.

Strike one on a foul tip… I chalked up to it being a new place…don’t worry I’d go back tho.

Second time I went was with my wife and friend from out of town for some brunch crepes.  Good thing we brought some wine.  Service was poor again and same complaint about the lack of filing.

Strike two… Creperie caught lookin at a high heater over the plate.

how full a crepe should be

how full a crepe should be

My last venture to the Creperie was just two weeks ago.  Again with a friend from out of town who was feelin’ puckish after a walk to the farmer’s market.  First sign of a bad experience was the fact that their espresso machine was down.  Also, the option of sitting at the bar was out since it hadn’t been bussed despite the fact that only one table of 4 was seated during our visit.  In an effort to give the place a third chance, I switched it up to a sweet crepe (nutella and pear). My friend got a banana and nutella.  His was literally stuffed with goodness. Mine, conversely, probably had less than 1 entire pear hidden in those flaky folds and had just a lick of nutella.

Steeeeeeeeeerike three.

Overall, based on my experiences alone, I can sadly see why the Creperie is closing its doors.  I really tried to give it a fighting chance, but charging an average of $6 for what boils down to a pancake comprised of flour, egg and milk with a dearth of ingredients (as nice as some of the combinations were), just didn’t cut it.  It really is a shame considering how beautiful the interior was and how much work was put into it.

Thirsty Thursdays: Karaoke at the Pickering Creek Inn

by Third Nutt

You need to go to Pickering Creek Inn on Thursday nights. Why? The karaoke, dummy.

IMG_5313Ahhh…karaoke. It’s a love-it or hate-it kind of activity that can divide families and friends much in the same way that bowling can. Some will embrace these leisure pursuits with reckless abandon and wholesale joy; others turn a disgusted nose up at such low-brow and derivative tomfoolery.

I myself used to be a part of the latter caste regarding karaoke. That was until I spent two years in the land that birthed “empty orchestra” music – Japan. Upon arriving in the Land of the Rising beer tab, I wanted nothing to do with karaoke. I mean, what the hell is the point of singing someone else’s song, even if I really like it? I can’t sing it as well as they do, and if I wanted to be a butcher, I would have picked up the trade from my Irish granddad. “No thanks,” was my reply for the first month or two.

Fast forward two years. By the time I was ready to leave Japan, I was a bona fide karaoke junkie. How can you tell you’re a junkie? When you’re doing karaoke as sober as the day you were born and loving it just as much as when you’re soused as an Irishman on payday. Well, maybe you’re not enjoying it quite that much, but still really enjoying it.

IMG_5306So, what have I learned about karaoke from my years of “gettin’ on the mic”? That there are two elements that separate “fun” karaoke and “mortifying” karaoke: the music selection and the environment. Pickering Creek has these both covered. Firstly, their karaoke book is as thick as Britney Spears’ pre-nup with K-Fed. If you can think of a catchy song that all can sing to, they’ll have it.

This is a good place to mention two cardinal rules to karaoke song choice: (1) Pick a song that’s less than 5 minutes long. As much as I love Pink Floyd’s 15-minute “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” Parts I-V, no one wants to sit through that. (2) Pick a song to which nearly everyone knows the chorus. Most people may have no earthly idea what’s being said through most of Blur’s “Song 2″, but everyone sure as hell knows when and how to scream “WHOO HOO!!!” And believe me, they will. The patrons at Pickering seem to all have a great instinct for these rules.

Second, and more importantly, is the place. The worst part of many “karaoke” venues is that they put you on a stand in front of a bunch of strangers who seem to expect you to actually be able to sing. Such American Idolatry not only induces panic attacks, but it runs totally counter to the spirit of karaoke – to belt one out with 20 or 30 people who sing almost as badly as you do. It doesn’t matter – the music is still there, and the rhythm will carry you and all of your fellow music fans along with you.

IMG_5310This is where Pickering’s karaoke nights become magical. The bar area can only house about 30 to 40, and it’s extremely cozy, so you’re never intimidated. This has been evidenced by the great variety of music that the patrons pick, and everyone else’s willingness to raise their glasses and voices to join in the revelry. In one of my night’s there, the entire colorful cast of drinkers, friends and strangers alike, joined together in renditions of hits by The Doors, Whitney Houston, Guns n’ Roses, Neil Diamond, Snoop Dogg, Credence, a few Latin groups who I’d never heard of, and others. At one point, my cohorts and I found ourselves doing the robot with a complete stranger for no other reason than the music demanded it.

This is what karaoke is about: good-natured fandom of good (or at least catchy) songs and, let’s face it, goofiness. Pickering Creek gets it and is just the place for the karaoke converted, or those who are looking to catch the fever.

No More U-Turns, People!

By Washington Washington

In the last 24 hours, I’ve twice been treated to the apparent phenomenon sweeping Phoenixville: the middle-of-the-street U-turn. We all know that the amount of one-way streets in town can be frustrating, but is making a dangerous (and often tortoise-paced) u-turn in the middle of the street really worth it?

On Sunday, I was making a right onto First Ave off of Starr only to encounter an elderly fella in a Scion blocking both lanes of traffic on the 200 block. I waited patiently until it was obvious that the guy wasn’t skilled enough to pull off such a maneuver… Then I got pissed.

The point here is selfishness. How hard is it to go the extra block down to Gay Street and use that route? Not hard at all. Just do it instead of wasting everyone else’s time.

This morning, it happened again. The perpetrator made her lame-ass u-turn on the 200 block of Church Street while I watched in disgust and anger. Are all 200 blocks in town sanctioned havens for jackassery?

These U-turners want the rest of the world to wait for them, well I won’t. The next time one of you son-of-a-guns tries to do that, I will lay on my horn like there’s no tomorrow. I will wave my fist in anger, and I will attempt to navigate around your pathetic law-breaking vehicle.

No more fucking u-turns, people!